Jay Currie

via The Tiger

Strictly speaking, mat is a language built upon only five (5) extremely vulgar roots. Using the rules of Russian grammar and word formation, verbs, adjectives, and nouns of every kind can be formed—entire sentences (and diatribes) composed exclusively of mat vocabulary. Days to learn, a lifetime to master. russian cursing.com

Jonathan Raban, in Passage to Juneau, recounts, and I paraphrase, overhearing a conversation in which every second word was “trucking” as in “I drove the trucking fuck in the trucking woods, Truck, I was trucking trucked”.

What fun to have five extremely vulgar words. And vodka.