The Official Coward Lynch Drinking Game
You know how this works…but at 12:30 on a work day I fear I’ll be drinking coffee. Your tipple is between you and your boss. If my day permits I may be live blogging the coward Lynch’s writhings before the Committee. Stay tuned.
And here’s the link so you at home can play.
(Sorry about this “gap”. Wordpress is not liking the nested table below and I don’t have time to fix it properly. See you at the hearing….Meanwhile, scroll down.)
| Lynch | Drink |
| “mistakes were made” | sip |
| “no CHRC employee ever posted a hate message” | sip + plus wipe your screen |
| “the CHRC is under attack” | sip |
| “I have been threatened with death” | 2 sips |
| “I don’t recall” | sip |
| “those records were lost in the floods of 2006” | sip |
| “we have sought mediation in every s. 13 complaint” | 2 sips |
| “Richard Warman is no longer employed at the Commission” | glug |
| “we have pledged never to use 54.1.3 again” | sip |
| “Taylor” | 1 sip first mention, 2 sips thereafter |
| “distortion” | sip |
| “tweak” | sip + plus wipe your screen |
| “We are the victims here” | sip + puke |
| “the hate section was over zealous” | glug |
October 26th, 2009 at 5:22 am
I’ll be drunk before it’s all over. Thank you for the chuckles.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Well that explains it: apparently the CHRC junta has been playing the OCLDG long before Jay articulated it. How else to explain their behaviour?
cheers, junior
October 26th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Overzealous, you say? Calls for a swig of 1917 vintage red.
October 26th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I think Canada is about to experience an acute shortage of detox beds.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Dude, I can’t get that drunk in the afternoon. What kind of example would I be setting for my students? :-)
October 27th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I don’t drink. Is it OK if I hit myself on the head with a stick instead?
October 27th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
James, I’d re-examine the drinking option…but the good news is that I didn’t put “balance” on the list cause if I had you’d have to beat yourself to death.