Space Aliens hack Ottawa Area WiFi
November 27th, 2008
| Tags: CHRC
Cleverly, to disgrace the CHRC, the space aliens logged onto a neo-nazi/white supremacist/bad site and left assorted despicable messages. Today the CHRC issued a press release in which it pointed out that three of its employees were not charged by the RCMP. The press release is a bit short on details as to how the space aliens could have known the password required to log on to the neo-nazi/white supremacist/bad site. (I personally favour the Vulcan mind meld theory.)
The RCMP remain baffled and informed sources (who I just making up) tell me that the Horsemen have a legal opinion which suggests that their jurisdiction does not extend to other planets and will therefore not be following up on the space alien WiFi matter.
I’m shocked, shocked that someone would issue a bogus press release – choosing to omit key details. Oh what a world! Who could be responsible for such treachery?
(rolling eyes)
Why on earth is she holding back on that press release that ALL CHRC employees ONLY ever do it in the missionary position? Why?
Of course no one was charged. They couldn’t identify for sure which employee did the dirty deed. Shocker I tell ya.
I hereby ORDER you to Cease and Desist. Humour is NOT permited in the Halls of Injustice.
I did think all the libel and defamation suits from the “Lying Jackel” originated from the CHRC anyway.
BUT, please send the Paypal # of the hacker as perhaps he/she could be of further assistance
Johann
So that laptop was not assigned to anybody huh? the CHRC have so many laptops laying around that anybody can come in and take one and create mischief.
And that jadewarr thing, everybody was using that right? No password security practiced when dealing with sensitive public files? Totally untraceable.
The CHRC seem to be irredeemably corrupt, incompetent, have no internal security and leave expensive public property around.
Sounds like some housecleaning is required.
Fire Them All.
Cascadian….get with the program. The only reasonable conclusion in the face of the Horseman’s lack of interplanetary jurisdiction is that space aliens did it.
More realitically the headline shouls have read: “CHRC workers escape prosecution, still at large”.
Aliens made the Anne Cools post too.
Jay
Ya know, there was a time when I had to preserve my employment so I went along with the bullshit- employment equity seminars, group hug sessions about how to deal with womyn clients, recycling and environment committee doubleplus good talk even monthly management meetings. I moved on.
But I see your point, just as in the above-mentioned activities, reality was not welcome or as they would say “appropriate”. So I will fold my arms on my chest and when the RCMP ask my opinion I will tell them “I saw them effing aliens sneaking around the CHRC offices last night officer big effing green ones and they were playing with the computers again. But it won’t be convincing.