Road to Hell…

My socon friends will, of course, say “I told you so”….

An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel’s leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
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Now there is some confusion as to whether this dophin/human marriage will be bringing down the wrath of Heaven and the CPC caucus - the groom’s name is Cindy but it looks like he’s a guy dolphin so that’s all right then.

Written by jay on December 30th, 2005 with 7 comments.
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#1. December 30th, 2005, at 2:39 AM.

If the CPC has a problem with that they had better consider the 17% of their supporters who speak to their pets and call them their babies. You cannot regulate away the nuttiness of people.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com The Tiger in Exile
#2. December 30th, 2005, at 7:32 PM.

I was wondering about that — an opposite-sex dolphin pairing would be bad enough, but a same-sex dolphin-human couple would just call out lightning bolts from some…

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#3. December 30th, 2005, at 11:49 PM.

Better betrothed than in my tuna, I suppose.

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#4. December 31st, 2005, at 2:21 AM.

You know, it would be convenient - were a relationship was not going well - to have no legal or moral obstacle to eating the other party to the relationship.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Ian Scott
#5. December 31st, 2005, at 1:56 PM.

“to eating the other party to the relationship.”

Ha!

But, I do that on a regular basis already. Black beans with that, anyone?

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#6. January 4th, 2006, at 3:36 AM.

Obviously the woman’s life up till recently had no porpoise.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com bart
#7. January 6th, 2006, at 5:55 AM.

Aha! This explains why God struck down Ariel Sharon!

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