Lying Jackal Death Pool Redux
Last round of Lying Jackal Death Pool I predicted the day as February 2….Wrong.
But between Lois Brown’s connecting the dots in the House of Commons today, the Jackal’s underbussing by the CJC and his increasingly bizarre blog posts, I suspect the end is neigh. I’m betting end of the week, February 27.
Place your bets, take you chances.
Ms. Brown in living colour….
February 24th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Long time lurker.
Stick a fork in Kinsella, he’s done. Now, he’s issuing thinly veiled threats to Canadian MPs on his website. He’s going through a mid-life crisis or something. Something has got to break in the Ignatieff camp soon, because I can’t see this kind of thing continuing.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
If I was making book on the latest Kinsella v Levant case, I’d make Ez the chalk.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
March 2. Monday morning.
That anonymous above me is a very handsome and intelligent person.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I give the jackal 1 week!
February 24th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin’ man, the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire
and his wife, the movie star, the Professor
and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan’s Isle.”
February 24th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I give Kinsella until midnight tonight. Iggy will lower the axe tonight. No way does Iggy want to the adscam scandal back at the forefront of his endeavor to be king of Canada.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
“I give Kinsella until midnight tonight”
Depending on the time zone, then, it could truly be a 3 hour tour away.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Given Harper’s knock-it-out-of-the-park performance on Larry Kudlow’s MSNBC program, I would say that the Ignatieff bus should be running over the Harvey Dent style rictus grin of the Jackal any second now.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Kinsella will be given no choice but to pull a Jason/Garth disappearing act.
No way will Iggy allow an out of control misogynist racist to run the show for him.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
You bastards beat me to it! Damn you all to …um…well…damn… Nicely Done
February 24th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Friday the 27th. Around 5:00pm est.
This is getting ugly. Like watching a train crash in slow motion.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Aaaarrrrgh!! If there is one thing I hate it is politicians who earnestly read out a script in Parliament. It makes you look like a trained seal who has been handed a question by one of the trainers and told to balance it on your nose. I mean for $140,000 per parliamentarian per year we deserve better than this.
The whole situation with Catsmeat Kinsella’s public breakdown is ridiculous and to earnestly read out this statement just looks silly and contrived.
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February 24th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Kinsella, like a cockroach, will survive…he always does. Just like his old boss, Chretien (Teflon Man), nothing is going to stick; thanks, in no small part, to the general stupidity of Canadians and the unashamedly biased media. They say that the cream always rises to the top (it never sinks), but so also does the scum. I hate to say it, but Kinsella will be around for a long time to come. I hope I’m wrong.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I’m with you Surly…How hard can it be to have a few speaking notes and leave it at that?
David, I hope you’re wrong too. This may be enough to finally remove the Jackal from the scene. We’ll have to see what Iggy does. But I have to bet that there are more than a few people in the Leaders Office and in the Party who are doing a quick cost benefit and realizing that the costs far outweigh the benefits. Especially as you simply can never know what lunacy the man will commit next.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
As the only person here – and probably in the country – with an active bounty on his head, I’m guessing he survives this. Nothing this far has gotten any real media juice and that’s all Count Michael of Cambridge gives a shit about. If John Rae and Eddie Goldenberg were still around, Warren’s head would be on a stick already, but this is the world we have and not the one we want.
Unless and until something really bad happens, he’s safe. No one reads blogs or watches CPAC, so let’s get serious. You’re gonna need a real news story to get him once and for all. Larry Craig can tell you how that works. And I hope you all appreciate the subtle bathroom joke, you bastards.
What I would give all of my riches for is a transcript of the CJC shitcanning. That would be pricesless.
Warren: “But you can’t fire me, I have all of these pictures of swastikas on my phone! Look at that one! It took me hours to get the light reflecting off of the bowl just right for it. I had to promise the kid sitting there that I’d get him a kitten … medium rare.”
CJC: “Uh, yeah … About that, Warren. Please stop. It’s creepy and you just scared my secretary.”
Of course, I kid. Okay, not really.
But something really good is going to have to happen for Boy Harvard to drive a stake through his heart.
On the other hand, maybe I’m crazy. A bounty does that to a man. I feel more and more like Billy the Kid every day.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Kinsella won’t be touched by the latest. Herle is giggling but he’ll soon get his.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
For cyin’ out loud! Wrong Time, Wrong Place! Leave Kantsellya alone! Leave him where he is until an election is called. Then with every smear campaign the LPC comes out with, link it to Kantsellhismother,reiterate all these gaffes, destroy the LPC’s credibility by association and send the boy a big “Thank-You”.
February 25th, 2009 at 7:15 am
More proof that regularly consuming cat meat causes chemical imbalances in the brain leading to chronic dementia and a Tourette’s-like gaffe syndrome.
I think it’s more a matter of when the cat meat toxins will cause a cat-o-strophic gaffe that will finally stick to Iggy. At the rate the Felis domesticus toxins are distilling in the Jackal’s brain the toxin-induced Tourette’s gaffes are becoming more frequent and damaging. Common mathematical probabilities dictate the final gaffe is close at hand….a day, a week, a month at the outside. Sooner or later catmeat Tourettes syndrome will lash out at the wrong target and bury Iggy in the fall out.
If I was Iggy I wouldn’t put my fate in the hands of those suffering cat meat poisoning.
February 25th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Sure, SkippyStalin, “in THIS country” but…
According to one unimpeachable source I spoke with yesterday, A Certain Person told people he’d taken a bounty out on MY head, to be carried out by “friends in Israel”. (Those proverbial “Mossad agents” the left is so obsessed with, no doubt.)
Now it can be told:
I was scheduled to visit that nation on a now-cancelled-for-financial-reasons trip, and A Certain Person tried to get me bumped from the junket, because, as everyone knows, I’m a notorious “anti-Semite” (which explains why I was the lone shiksa literally giving large, angry, masked Hamas supporters the finger at the big anti-Israel rally on Bloor Street in January. That and the fact that one of my best “book doctoring” clients is an orthodox Chabad rabbi in NY is all part of my sinister cunning plan to fool the world, you see. And so is this very comment itself
Bwa ha ha!)
So: what’s Cantonese for “delusional paranoid with delusions of grandeur”? Anybody?
February 25th, 2009 at 8:12 am
PS: just to clarify: by “bounty” I mean, A Certain Person said his (imaginary?) friends would “physically prevent me from entering the State of Israel”. Interpret that as you wish.
February 25th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Should’ve been just one “delusional”. Or not, all things considered. Again, yer call, dudes!
February 25th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
What did Lois Brown mean by “EVEN the Canadian Jewish Congress can’t stomach him?” Sounds likes a backhanded remark about the kind of rogues they generally CAN stomach …
February 27th, 2009 at 8:31 am
I don’t know about Cantonese, but Chinglish probably goes something like: Kim Sheila, he regend in his own mind!
February 27th, 2009 at 9:56 am
OK - my bet is…soon!
But does it make a difference?
Lying Jackel, Lucy and Serenity have so been vilified in the NA and EU press – they will not be allowed in operating rooms, co-ed gyms nor hockey rinks real soon.
BTW non of the above are registered with the OHL so one can only surmisse they are skating with a unregistered CHRC Puck?
February 27th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Aha, with the information finally starting to see the light I jump in with both feet and choose Saturday afternoon. But to coin a phrase “anytime will do”.
February 27th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
gwong dong wa kinsella lo ‘dim fuk dum guy.”
February 28th, 2009 at 5:21 am
David Gladdying commented above that “...They say that the cream always rises to the top (it never sinks), but so also does the scum.”
I’d like to add/revise that sentiment a bit. Here goes: That cream rises to the top is important to remember if you are a dairy farmer. In Canadian politics, it is more relavent to remember that shit floats.”