Jay Currie

Aw, look at the cute little Canadian babies! It’s all very sweet and innocuous, right?

Don’t believe it. Read between the lines, and you realize this is a sinister Canadian plot to take over America. Canada’s military is no match for ours, so the crafty Canucks are using infancy instead of infantry to carry out their imperial designs.

Think about it. Canadian officials send women across the border, smuggling in “anchor babies” cleverly disguised as clumps of tissue. The women give birth inside the U.S., which means their Canadian offspring are entitled to U.S. citizenship. As these “children” grow and mature, they receive instructions from their masters in Ottawa about how to undermine American culture. JAMES TARANTO wall street journal

Damn, another couple of thousand and, in thirty years, we’d achieve what Kenya appears to have achieved tonight