Jason and the Lying Jackal
A great post over at Enjoy Every Sandwich.
The problem is that while Jason is not terrifically bright, the Lying Jackal combines dumb with ruthless. Jason didn’t know that. Those of us who have been called “crypto-Nazis” by the Jackal do.
Basic strategy Jason, when the Jackal attacks here are the magic words, “Fuck off you Nazi”. He will then sue you and beclown himself…again.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
you say: “the Lying Jackal combines dumb with ruthless”
More a combination of craven treachery with potty mouth. When did degenerate partisan pimps become so socially acceptable?
May 25th, 2008 at 3:40 am
LOL Jay can I say “Fuck off you lying Nazi” to Kinsella also??
May 25th, 2008 at 7:33 am
“jason spends all his spare time knitting sweaters for Dion..”
now THAT is clever shit..
May 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Yes Rose, you may…but he’ll sue you.
May 25th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
He doesn’t have to sue me he can have my 15 year old F150 for nothing. I’ll even throw in the dog and a set of golf clubs.
May 26th, 2008 at 1:31 am
Shyster Shy”ster, n. [Perh. from G. scheisse excrement.]
A trickish knave; one who carries on any business, especially legal business, in a mean and dishonest way. [Slang, U.S.]
[1913 Webster]
Well, don’t know whose picture illustrates this, but it sounds like WK to me, or perhaps RW. (Especially perhaps the part about origin/from?)