Has-been looks for gig
I’ve now heard from several sources that Chretien-era spin-doctor Warren Kinsella has been offering his services as the chap to write the 5,000-word “response” when the British Columbia “Human Rights” Tribunal orders Maclean’s to run it.The thing the Lying Jackal will do to wedge his way into Macleans.This will certainly be tough on Maclean’s readers, but on the other hand it would establish the important legal precedent that no Canadian publication can run a Warren Kinsella piece until ordered to do so by a “human rights” tribunal. mark steyn
Update: The brilliant art above must be credited to Edward Micheal George
who has one or two things to say about the fatuous fibster.
Update 2: Steyn on Kinsella the Lying Jackal:
“I don’t want to debate him because he’s just some useless, clapped out hack spin-doctor. And he thinks I’m a bigot, and all the rest of it. And I’ve got no interest. I’ve spent I think 20 minutes in Warren’s Kinsella’s company and that’s more than enough for one lifetime I’m happy to spend more time in Warren’s company when we are reincarnated as fleas and we spend our next life on some dog’s backside.” ezra levant commentsWell, yes, yes indeed.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:03 am
Jay did you do that pic? Wow.
I wonder why Maclean’s would choose him, since he insists on misrepresenting Steyn’s writing again and again. Why would anyone consider him an honest broker?
And, er, Kinsella isn’t, like, Muslim… maybe we should start calling him Mohammed Kinsella
May 8th, 2008 at 3:27 am
and to think i mockingly expressed here only last week the hope of this glad happening ..
more proof of st theresa of avila’s tag that ‘there are more tears shed over answered prayers than unanswered prayers” !
what a sad importuning oh so desperate for attention buffoon the man has become…he is as the hangdawg…but i assure you his essaie will have more holes in it than the backside of a mick’s britches…what fun we shall enjoy…
ohmigod!...i just had another terror filled apercu !.... has anyone ever seen these two mugs and their miasmic mind processes in the same room together ?
May 8th, 2008 at 3:59 am
Kathy, I only wish I had a tenth that talent…no, credit goes to Edward Michael George from whence, with permission, I took the graphic.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:03 am
“And, er, Kinsella isn’t, like, Muslim…”
Warman isn’t gay, but that hasn’t stopped him for acting on the behalf of the aggrieved.
“...maybe we should start calling him Mohammed Kinsella”
...and start calling his band “Shit from Halal”.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:32 am
While I’m very grateful for the credit, in point of fact I only make up a very small part of the creative genius that went in to this fabulously original piece of satire.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Where did he get all that hair?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:45 am
Kinsella is like the kid who scores 10 goals in a road hockey game and thinks he should be in the Hockey Hall of Fame.
You really have to read the comments on his blog about this “challenge”. It does show the intellectual vacuum that is the Canadian “liberal” establishment these days.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:59 am
I thought white men couldn’t jump. If it is true that he made this offer, Kinsella has just disproved this theory.
Apparently, he can jump from ridiculing the beliefs of evangelical Christians to supporting the beliefs of fundamental Islamists with nary a trampoline, nor a hint of circumspection.
He ought to join a circus.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:56 am
It they’ve chosen Kinsella the CIC has really hit rock bottom, then again how many members does this Political Islamist organization really have?
When he offered to debate Steyn I choked with laughter, Steyn is so far out of his leaque that it’s beyond funny. A two bit loser and a has been thinking he is even remotely well known as Ezra and Steyn. Actually I’m still laughing, someone who crawls around bathrooms looking for White Supremacist deeming himselve worthy of sharing the spotlight with two of Canadas leading “Freedom Fighters”.
I’m still laughing.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Leftards migrate (clamor over and grovel) to islamist jew haters every time and if you point that out, well you would be an islamophobe! or a nazi.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Kinsella has a vacant chair up on his blog now, symbolizing Steyn missing from the debate with him.
Yeah, Kinsella is going to bat for strangle-me-Elmo, and islam’s right to have editorial control over Canadian newspapers, and magazines.
Perhaps he thinks it will pay better than scouting out hockey rink toilets in search of nazi’s.
Eat the pink pill next time Kinsella, perhaps you will wake up in a cave in Iraq, and it will all make sense to you.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:38 am
The “clapped out old spinmeister” (tm) seems not so much desperate for the spotlight but desperate to prop up the crumbling house of cards build by the intangible victimhood industry which sprang directly from his fallacious web of hate mythology.
For a man who has for years disingenuously implied that Canada is a boiling cauldron of racism which has a secret majority-class pogrom leaving millions of untold, unidentified, non-tangibly damaged “victims”, he has a large stake in the witch hunt-victimhood industry… which BTW has spent 2 decades looking for the leaders of the vast Canadian racist pogrom and failed to produce them.
It takes him on quests to boy’s washrooms with cameras and makes him a dupe for photo-shopped tattoos….all in a desperate need to make you BELIEVE in his mythology/delusion.
It just seems sad now because society and political culture has matured and moved past his brand of low brow hysteria barn storming.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Keep in mind that Kinsella is a guy who has a major hate on for tobacco, yet is a registered lobbyist for the chemical and beer industries. Nope, no hypocrisy there, none at all…
May 8th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Mr. Kinsella,
Is that a Panzer Division in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
May 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Mr. Steyn has not only refused to debate Mr. Kinsella, but also my next door neighbour’s four-year old daughter, and the vagrant outside my local Shoppers Drug Mart. I have to admit that I find his cowardice in the face so many nobodies really disappointing.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
EMG….My four year old, Max, is available…But he’s pretty tough (and doesn’t talk to himself on TV)
May 9th, 2008 at 2:46 am
look…..if superduperKman can see a jew baiting nazi in every toilet stall and yet can’t see genuine palpable muslim neo-naziism anywhere….......then there’s something not right somehow…..i can’t quite put my finger on it…..could it be ‘situational’ ethics where ‘someone’ has an abiding opportunistic need to be part of the action no matter how baffoonish his logic ?
as in “i don’t care what you say about me as long as you spell my name correctly”.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:10 am
I would find this meeting of the minds about as exciting and instructive as the day I compared the skating skills of Dave Semenko and Wayne Gretzky practicing at the West Edmonton Mall.
There was a crowd but nobody was there to watch Dave Semenko skate and I’m pretty sure that Dave knew just who it was that put bums in the seats at the Coliseum.
I can’t imagine the Public Policy Forum is impressed with Kinsella’s tactics in trying to get Mark Steyn to fill the seat(s).
May 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
i agree…what a thuggish manner the man obviously learned at the foot of le maitre cretin…imagine asking someone to debate in such a thoroughly discreditable fashion…’pompous windbag’ indeed…either he’s susceptible to strong drink or it’s a case of what my mother used to say….”what can you expect from a pig but a grunt.”
well…the back of my hand to the silly odious little man…his legacy such as it is will to be portrayed as a proud fonctionnaire of what the history books will show to be the blackest most pecculating disreputable corrupt and incompetent LLLieberal government in our sad old yet proud Dominion’s history.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I offer to have sex with Neve Campbell.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
EBD…got it in a nutshell.
Remember to post a picture of an empty bed when you are trying to taunt her to tryst.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Hi Sean:
You wrote that “...Warman isn’t gay, but that hasn’t stopped him for acting on the behalf of the aggrieved…”
Warman isn’t gay? That’s kind of an odd thing to bring up, actually. But since you have…
While Warman’s orientation has never been an issue, it had always been my impression that Richard Warman is a “friend of Dorothy’s”, as they say. Now, it is possible that an incorrect impression has been created by Warman’s litigious actions, but I and most people I know have, over time, simply grown USED to the notion that Richard Warman is a tad light in the loafers…
Certainly, I’ve NEVER seen a picture of Richard Warman and an actual WOMAN that he is rumoured to be intimate with. Have you? Has anyone?
BTW, my wife assures me that she and all her female friends share the perception of Richard Warman as being both morally and sexually repulsive, so perhaps this is all just a misunderstanding rooted in the optics produced by the circumstances of poor Mr. Warman’s life…
Where ARE those private investigators who go through people’s garbage and find out all about them when you need them?
If anyone knows ANYONE who has actually been “intimate” with Richard Warman, let them come forth with basic info. Then again, it MIGHT be difficult to come up with anyone WILLING to admit to such a thing…
May 9th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
rather too thick in the waist for MY taste…..interesting facial bone structure though…..but can the woman cook ?
always remember the gypsy saying that you can’t eat beauty with a spoon….
as a thoroughgoing lifelong lecher i claim privilege in submitting my unasked for opinion.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:07 am
I bet Kinsella is the only person in history who claims to be in both the Canadian Jewish Congress AND the Canadian Islamic Congress orbits…
Reminds me of a biker here in Toronto: he was such a goof that he joined and was thrown out of so many bike gangs that he eventually formed his own gang of…basically him.
One can envision WK joining up with(or even forming himself) the Canadian Hindu Congress, the Canadian Buddhist Congress, the Canadian Scientology Congress, the Canadian Flying Spaghetti Monster Congress…
May 10th, 2008 at 4:19 am
well…as usual his defense would be that he IS a lawyer…a creature that trades in the validity of certain assumptions…ideas…thusly making white black and vice versa if at all possible…....all in the holy pursuit of the ‘truth’....even Himmler had a lawyer you see….i think it was maximilian schell….
...but i dessay our heroK COULD have begged off(if he wasn’t in absolute thrall to his bruised vanity)that his participation would have constituted a risible conflict of interest ?