“I offer to have sex with Neve Campbell.”
EBD on May 9, 2008 10:59 am in my comments on the Lying Jackal offering to debate Mark Steyn.
My commentors are way funnier than I am.
Written by jay on May 9th, 2008 with
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Kathy Shaidle
#2.
May 9th, 2008, at 8:45 PM.
I offer to sit on Alan Rickman’s lap while he reads the Lower Manhattan phone book out loud.
Hannibal Lectern
#3.
May 10th, 2008, at 11:23 AM.
“Alan Rickman’s lap”
I think Kathy means he would Die Hard.
Hannibal Lectern
#5.
May 10th, 2008, at 11:24 AM.
This sounds like a job for Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.
Simon Fleischmann
#6.
May 10th, 2008, at 5:16 PM.
Before Ms. Campbell responds, I’d ensure that the bedside phone was REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES.
Better safe than sorry…
maikeru
#7.
May 10th, 2008, at 6:13 PM.
I offer myself as Alan Rickman’s stuntman…
Kathy Shaidle
#8.
May 11th, 2008, at 7:02 AM.
Don’t let Johnny Maudlin read that, Maikeru.
He says I’m too ugly for anyone to want me, and you know those aging, pot head leftists: they don’t like being contradicted!
Terry Tate
#9.
May 11th, 2008, at 12:19 PM.
Johnny:
Don’tcha be comin’ into MY house and layin’ any of that smack down ’round here, or you’ll be eating a pound of Terry pain cake.
And you WON’T want seconds o’ that!
Wooooh!
EBD
#10.
May 11th, 2008, at 3:30 PM.
Janny: I think so. Is that a Fringe production or something? Even if it’s not…
Meanwhile, Kinsella’s still making offers —
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKB01PPOF_A
to Mark Steyn.
Yeszz, come closer, you celebrity-dispenser, you ATM, you newsmaker….
Rod Blaine
#11.
May 11th, 2008, at 9:33 PM.
Can I suggest a truce with Bro. Maudlin? Yes, he did traduce the looks and appeal of La Shaidelaine, normally a serious point of honour. On the other hand, notwithstanding the length and colour of his hair, he does appear considerably more open-minded on this issue than most others on the Left. Hell, he even stated that he is not (yet) certain that Steyn is a racist, which among the anti-choice crowd is nearly as bad as either denying the Holocaust or supporting Israel against Cuddly-Eyes Ahmedinejad.
Johnny M is retrievable. Love-bombing works. Flaming doesn’t change minds.
As far al-Hajj Warraq Kinshallah, peace be upon him: I vote that Steyn turns up to the debate armed with a toy Orlando Bloom action figures and informs WK “Kingdom of Heaven was NOT a documentary!”
Janny
#12.
May 12th, 2008, at 7:03 AM.
That offer certainly looks fishy to me, EMG. I wouldn’t touch it, if I were Mark Steyn.
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#1. May 9th, 2008, at 7:14 PM.
Man oh man EMG, don’t let up on this idea. It would be outstanding.
She’s afraid of you. Didn’t you see the last time she was bumping uglies how she was in a state of heightened anxiety? She’s clearly emotional. All you have to do to vanquish your conquest is get her really anxious. She’ll respond in that state and you will win the day.
It doesn’t matter that she has that certain X factor and you do not. It doesn’t matter that she’s on, running long and strong and you’re the last act waiting in the green room shouting come-hither obscenities her way. Nobody will see you as trying desperately to catch a beam cast from her starlight. Her schtick is to look all 36-24-36 sexy and beautiful but you are confident about where you lie, regardless of where you are lying when you lay it down.
Understand?