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cocoHi, Coco the Currie cat here.

Recently evilcon nogoodnik Kevin Michael Grace - and would you trust a guy who publishes under three names….shades of John Ralston Saul - published what he claims is my un-retouched likeness on his weblog. His commentary states “but that was before my discovery of its scarifying talent for transmogrification.” That would be “her” scarifying….As if. (it is not clear if the pun on scar is intentional. No matter.)

In fact, I discovered the happy truth that sinking my claws about a quarter inch into the skin just slightly above KMG’s kneecaps causes a gratifying loss of focus. A tip worth sharing I think.

Written by jay on April 6th, 2006 with 7 comments.
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#1. April 7th, 2006, at 5:03 AM.

Jesus H. Christ. You’ve both catblogged. I’d like to keep you both in my blogroll, but I’m going to build up heap bad karma if I do. Why the hell did you guys have to catblog?

Sheeeeit.

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#2. April 7th, 2006, at 5:20 AM.

A cat’s honour cannot go undefended. You know that Sean. She’d sink her claws into my leg. This would be bad.

Besides, it was that or the Speech from the Throne…

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#3. April 7th, 2006, at 9:01 AM.

“Besides, it was that or the Speech from the Throne…”

There’s a difference?!?

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#4. April 8th, 2006, at 2:34 AM.

“A cat’s honour cannot go undefended. You know that Sean.”

The last thing a cat needs is a human to defend its honour. Shame on you.

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#5. April 8th, 2006, at 4:14 AM.

Well she had trouble with the self-timer. And typing with claws is very, very tough….And she told me to.

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#6. April 11th, 2006, at 4:02 AM.

“And she told me to.”

Well that’s all right then.

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#7. April 11th, 2006, at 2:33 PM.

I thought so too Sean. But I have to admit that having a talking Burmese cat has made me reconsider strong drink altogether.

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