Call the CHRC
Now look, I invented the idea of being an internet scold. I am an internet scold. But it is so rude for someone else – and I am looking for you – to actually become Ask The Internet Scold. A sort of Dear Abby for people who are offended.
But, fair play, I have to admit that Ask the Scold has got it right…have vaginal warts, a religion which is not quite making it, cussed out as a same sex couple by some Falfal stand bigot….the Scold has the answer and the answer, thank God (PBUH) are the Human Rights Commissions of your jurisdiction. Complain early, complain often!
An example:
Dear Scold, I like hanging around the boys washrooms of hockey rinks with my cell phone camera to take pictures. A couple of parents caught me doing this and beat me up really bad. Now I’m afraid to go back and take more pictures, but I really want to. I’m all torn up inside. What should I do? Unhappy Snapper in AgincourtOk, I have to admit the Scold has a sense of the insane….
Free, safe and, with a little luck, lucrative. So the usurping Scold has at least that right.
But it’s my fucking idea…Mine…My own…Mine!!
And, hey, Scold….the Lying Jackal called me a crypto-Nazi, you? Well you have to hook up on Chris Shelley’s blog and you’ll never make it…never…I’m tight with the Shell man…Tight!
(By the way, the Lying Jackal is boasting he has a thousand facebook friends. No question, Warren Kinsella is a bot magnet.)
April 21st, 2008 at 9:26 pm
.....you won’t be surprised then to find an anagram of ‘warts..’swastika’...and “CHRC” is ‘war thwacks racists “.
which he does do….with inimitable style.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:41 pm
You need the Kool Kinsella Kameraphone for this…
The thing about Facebook is, when you’ve been savaged by the Daily Show, you are over. No, not the good over, as in “man, that comedian was so good. Did you see him get over?”. But over as in, “when middle-aged men get Facebook pages, Facebook, as something cool, is over.”
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
“you are over”
I sent an email to Michael Coren a few months ago, his reply included a request to befriend him, or whatever the hell it’s called. Figured it was pretty weird for a seemingly intelligent man to participate in one of those sites.
Although, it doesn’t surprise me that unspecial K would be running his mouth about it.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 am
i’d only want to subscribe to an “in your face book”...’cause well…that’s what i’m like…but it’s not MY fault…..after decades of dealing with ideological freaks who are channeling miss lonelyhearts 24/7 i became a bitter angry resentful vengeful paraclete of caborqa…..
i know i know…what the hell is a paraclete of caborqa….so go ask the scolds…ask either one of ‘em and you’ll find out….and no …no no no..it’s not a patent medicine for vaginal warts…
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 am
Fear not Jay I shall always regard you as a Scold.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:37 am
Coren and another CFRB host were holding a jokey contest to see who could sign up the most Facebook friends.
The scary part is Warren isn’t kidding.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:22 am
i don’t have one single facebook friend…in fact if anyone cares my kids..my dottir xly …she says the hip term for facebook is ‘crackbook”...cause it’s so addictive…so i reckon ol’ War is a crackhead !