CAF visiting the Ho’s on Parliament Hill
Great to see that CAF, having characterized assorted Cabinat Ministers as “Professional Whores” will be popping by the stroll on Parliament Hill. Here’s a price guide…But, remember, you can always bargain on the tip.
CPC Cabinet ....if you have to ask you can’t afford it
CPC BackBench...Courtesan rates and wire transfers only
Liberal Shadow Cabinet...Well, big spender, for $1200 I’ll introduce you to Mackenzie King’s Mother’s Ghost
Liberal BackBench...For $500 in a brown envelope I’ll introduce you to a guy who knows Jean Chretien
Bloc...you will not humilate us…we only take money from Elections Canada
NDP Front Bench...Have you met Olivia?
NDP Back Bench...Have you met Libby…no really, there’s $50 in it for you
The Lying Jackal...Let me talk to Iggy…But Greek’s always ten so Chinese is going to cost ‘ya and I only blow sockpuppets…You talk to Iggy? Cost ‘ya ten grand minimum. You’re not a cop are you…or a blogger. I fucking hate bloggers. They just make shit up. So, what is going to be sweetie? Iggy or are you really a sockpuppet?
March 4th, 2009 at 4:52 am
You forgot to work Karl Schreiber in there somewhere. If we’re talking little brown envelopes…
For the record prostitution is really not as profitable as the graft, because you have to give 40% to the house (plus fees), not to mention that the graft is a time-honoured bureaucratic tradition, whereas prostitution is dirty. So maybe the Liberals are on to something after all…?
March 4th, 2009 at 8:29 am
They may want to do their shopping down south….what with the economic slump offering lots of discounts and the Chicago Dem machine pimping the best Government money can buy, I would think this would be where the Saudi-backed Islamo-fascist would shop for influence.
All the professional whores in this nation sit in opposition…all open to pimping their influence cheaply but little influence to offer.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Hilarious Jay!
March 5th, 2009 at 5:13 am
“whereas prostitution is dirty”
The hell you say. I’d rather not have my daughter become a prostitute, but if I had a choice between seeing her walking the streets or walking the halls of Canada’s Parliament I’d probably ascribe more nobility to the former.
Congrats to all of Canada’s politicians (you too, Harper) for consistently behaving in such a manner that I’ve placed you ethically somewhere between Clifford Olsen and dog feces.