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A real carbon credit

March 22, 2007 |

Through my partner - who has the eBay account - I have just put in a bid on The Hammer of Thor’s Ebay Carbon Credit. Yup, I’m going green. algore is my man. We’re all going to burn. Here’s just some of what you too can bid on…

I have HUGE carbon foot print, I drive a huge diesel crew cab truck, I like to leave lights on all the time and keep the house a constant 22 degrees celsius, and I like to have nightly hot tub baths with my wife with the water at a toasty 102F degrees and the jets running non stop, and I live in Alberta, one of the largest CO2 emitters in the world per capita, so you WILL be making a difference!

Only you can stop this wastrel from personally destroying our planet.

Or you could send me the money ’cause I have the carbon footprint of a wealthy Ethiopian peasant except for my big, honking, found at the dumpster, 22 inch CRT monitor. Send me enough money and I will replace it with a big, honking, 26 inch LED monitor and save the planet even more than I already am…

But sorry Kate - I’m not buying one of your rather elegant Feline offsets.


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